English joke: Cost of marriage
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2012-12-29 Reading,Chinese English,language sense,learning,bilingual
A little boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?"
New word: after the fact last minute helper
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2012-12-29 Reading,Chinese English,language sense,learning,bilingual
We call those behaviors that express opinions afterwards as "after the horse."
English joke: You Are Too Late
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2012-12-28 Reading,Chinese English,language sense,learning,bilingual
On the bus, someone found a thief with his hand in his pocket.
English joke: I can’t see it at all. I cannot see it at all
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2012-12-27 Reading,Chinese English,language sense,learning,bilingual
English joke: I turned my husband into a millionaire
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2012-12-26 Reading,Chinese English,language sense,learning,bilingual
"I turned my husband into a millionaire." A woman told her friend like this.
English joke: True or False
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2012-12-24 Reading,Chinese English,language sense,learning,bilingual
One day a young businessman asked his girlfriend: "My dear, will you marry me if I go bankrupt?"
English joke: I Have His Ear in My Pocket
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2012-12-23 Reading,Chinese English,language sense,learning,bilingual
Yifan came home with a bloody nose.