9句超好用的大招，送给内向的人
9 Killer Excuses, For Introvert People
大招一：
Number 1:
请走开，我忙着内向呢。
Please go away. I'm introverting.
大招二：
Number 2:
我更愿意待在家里陪我的猫。
I would rather be at home with my cat.
大招三：
Number 3:
我来。我看。然后我想回家了。
I came. I saw. And I want to go home.
大招四：
Number 4:
抱歉，我来晚了，因为我并不想来。
Sorry I'm late. I don't want to come.
大招五：
Number 5:
抱歉，不行。我今天的社交槽已用完。
Sorry I can't. I already filled my people quota for today.
大招六：
Number 6:
我去不了，因为我并不想去。
I can't go, because I don't want to.
大招七：
Number 7:
我不恨你们，我就是不喜欢和别人待在一起。
I don't hate people. I just feel better when they're not around.
大招八：
Number 8:
书比人好用。
Books are better than people.
大招九：
Number 9:
我用内向人的方式轰趴，意思就是……我不轰。
I party like an introvert, which is to say...... I don't.