孩子们，这真是露营的风水宝地啊。
Children, this is the perfect place to camp.
如果我们要搭建什么的话，就去五金店找材料；饿了的话，有披萨、汉堡和Jamba果汁；要是厌烦了，还能去看电影！
If we have to build something, we'll go to the hardware store, if we get hungry, there are pizzas, burgers and Jamba Juice, and if we get bored, we can go to the movies!
事实上，厄恩斯特不是最好的童子军领队
Ernst actually wasn't the best Scoutmaster