近日，一名男子去上海的一个小派出所报案，顺手偷走了一名警察的手机，他本以为这一趟很值得。
A man who thought he'd make his trip to a small Shanghai police station worth his time by walking out with an officer's mobile phone is in custody.
上周三，这名姓胡的小偷偷走了在桌上充电且无人看管的手机，在试图离开派出所时被抓获。
The thief, surnamed Hu, was caught last Wednesday when he tried to exit the police station with the phone that was left unattended and charging on a desk.
对于胡某来说很不幸的是，他打不开门，因为派出所的门需要门禁卡。
Unfortunately for Hu, he couldn't open the station doors, which require a swipe card.
警察表示，胡某本来是试图对一个中介机构提出民事诉讼，因为他“不喜欢对方提供的那份工作”。
Police said Hu sought to file a civil complaint against an employment agency because he "didn't like the job" he was given.
派出所值班的三名警察中有两名正在忙着处理门口的小火灾。而第三名姓刘的警察，则拒绝了他的要求。
Two of the three officers on duty at the station were busy with fighting a small fire at the entrance. The third officer, surnamed Liu, rejected his request.
根据警方监控录像显示，刘警官随后犯了一个错误：他把胡某独自留在了派出所的办公室，而自己的手机正在桌上充电。
Liu then made the mistake of leaving Hu in the station's office with his phone charging on the desk, police surveillance video shows.
胡某不想空手离开，于是就拿了刘警官的手机，并试图逃跑。据监控录像显示，在意识到自己被锁在办公室之后，胡某就把手机扔在了沙发上。
Not wanting to leave empty handed, Hu grabbed Liu's phone and attempted escape. When he realizes he's locked in, Hu ditches the phone on the couch, the video shows.
刘警官回来后注意到了他的手机被移动了，于是立即调取了胡某的犯罪录像。
Liu returned and noticed his phone had been moved. He promptly reviewed the incriminating video footage of Hu.
“我只是觉得不平衡，因为他们没有认真对待我的投诉，所以我想拿走手机去卖，让自己感觉好一点，”胡某说。
"I just felt bad because they didn't take my complaint seriously, so I took the cell phone to sell it to make myself feel better," Hu said.
他补充说道：“像我这样的傻瓜不适合在上海工作，我还是回到农场工作吧。”
"A fool like me is not suited to work in Shanghai. I had better go back to the farm," he added.