这些哀伤的忍者饼干：
1. These sad ninjabread cookies:
“绝对算不上忍者！”
"Ninja NO's!"
失败的《冰雪奇缘》
2. This Frozen fail:
“按照Pinterest网上的一个图片给女儿做的《冰雪奇缘》主题生日蛋糕失败了。我放弃了，给面包店打电话。”
“Pinterest fail on a Frozen-themed birthday cake for my daughter. I gave up and called a bakery.”
巧克力碎屑饼干的灾难：
3. This chocolate chip disaster:
“我尝试做这种带有碎巧克力的饼干，里面满是Funfetti糖霜，很显然Pinterest网站上都是骗人的……”
"I tried to make these chocolate chip cookies filled with Funfetti frosting, and clearly Pinterest was a freaking lie…"
做坏了的杯子蛋糕：
4. This shitty mug cake:
“我试着做个杯子蛋糕，因为看起来很有趣。我不知道哪出错了。”
"I tried to make a mug cake 'cause they looked so fun'. I'm not sure what went wrong here."
一个一个的伏特加小熊软糖大集合：
5. This single vodka gummy bear container:
“我的伏特加小熊软糖们呀！”
"Vodka gummy bears! Oops."