Bilingual Joke Issue 152: How much English do you speak

2015-11-12 「 460 words / 1 minute 」
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"法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.
他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"
He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"