Bilingual joke Issue 140: The patient's rhetorical question to the doctor

2015-08-19 「 219 words / 0 minute 」
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医生:一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛?
Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?
病人:都是两个。
Patient: Two of each.
医生:那么它有几条腿呢?
Doctor: And how many legs does it have?
病人:我说,医生,难道你从来没有见过猫吗?
Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?