Bilingual Joke No. 35: A drunk drunk man

2015-04-04 「 1062 words / 2 minute 」
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醉汉
A drunk
有一位警官把一个在车道上穿进穿出,迂回蛇行的男子拦到路边。
A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes.
他走到这名男子的车窗旁边说:“先生,我要你对着这个酒精测试管吹一口气。”
He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir,I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
这名男子说:“对不起呀,警官,我不能吹呀。我是个气喘病患者呀。如果我吹的话,我就会真的患很严重的气喘病。”
The man says,"Sorry officer I can't do that.I am an asthmatic.If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
“ 好, 好。我要你到警察局进行血液检验。”
"Ok,fine.I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
“我也能抽血检验呀。我是个血友病患呀。如果我抽血检验,我就会流血过多而死呀。”
"I can't do that either.I am a hemophiliac.If I do that,I'll bleed to death."
“嗯,那我们就要你进行尿液检验吧。”
"Well ,then we need a urine sample."
“对不起呀 ,警官,我也不能验尿呀。我也是一个糖尿病患者呀。如果我验尿的话,我的血糖就真的会变得很低。”
"I am sorry officer I can't do that either.I am also a diabetic.If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
“好吧,那我要你出来到这边,走这条白线。”
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
“警官,我办不到呀。”
"I can't do that,officer."
“为什么办不到?”
"Why not? "
“因为我喝得太醉了,所以不能那么做呀。”
"Because I am too drunk to do that."