Bilingual Joke No. 17: Why

2015-03-17 「 646 words / 1 minute 」
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为什么
Why
“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候,看见一名男子躺在坟墓上,
A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,
大声哭泣,并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地说:
sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,
"你为什么一定要死?哦,为什么?为什么?为什么?”
"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.
墓园管理员安慰他说“心爱的人死去是个很难受的损失,
"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,
但是终有一天,伤痛会过去的。”
"but someday,the pain will pass."
这位哭泣的男子抬起头看着他说:“心爱的人?
"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.
我根本不认识这个人。…
" I didn't even know the guy."
"那为什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"
"Then why all the tears? "
"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”
"He was my wife's first husband!"