Bilingual joke Issue 13: Insomnia

2015-03-13 「 482 words / 1 minute 」
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失眠
Insomnia
有一个男的去看医生,诉说着失眠的苦恼。
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
医生给他做了一次完整的检查,
The doctor gave him a thorough examination,
完全找不到他身体有任何毛病,
found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,
然后告诉他;
and then told him,
“你听好,如果你希望治疗好你的失眠,你就必须停止把你的烦恼跟着你带上床。”
"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
这个男的说:“我知道呀,但是我没办法呀,我老婆不肯一个人睡嘛!”
"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."