Bilingual joke Issue 5: A case for the FBI

2015-03-05 「 798 words / 2 minute 」
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A case for the FBI
联邦调查局总部的电话响了。“ 喂?”
The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"
"Hello,is this FBI?"
"Yes,What do you want?"
“我打电话是要检举我的邻居 汤姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”
"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."
"This will be noted." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood ,find no marijuana,swear at Tom and leave .
The phone rings at Tom's house.
" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"
"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yeah,they did."
"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."