忘了给搅拌器盖盖子，然后打开开关，结果里面的东西都飞出来了。
Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
头夹在楼梯栏杆之间了。
Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.
坐在椅子上往后靠，结果把椅子给弄坏了。
Broken a chair by leaning back in it.
说话的时候口香糖从嘴里掉出来。
Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.
说话时被自己的口水呛到。
Choked on your own spit while you were talking.
找了一样东西至少五分钟，结果发现它就拿在手上或戴在头上。
Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand or on your head.
试图推开一扇应该拉开的门。
Tried to push open a pull door.
试图拉开一扇应该推开的门。
Tried to pull open a push door.
想打别人的时候打到了自己。
Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else.
上楼梯时被绊了一跤。
Have tripped and fallen up the stairs.
棉花糖在微波炉里爆炸了。
Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave.
口香糖粘在了头发上。
Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.
吹口香糖的时候糖从嘴里掉出来了。
Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
吃小番茄或者西柚时，一口咬下去，结果汁水喷出来溅到了别人。
Have had the juice from a mini tomato/grapefruit squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.
笑得太厉害了，喝的东西从鼻子里喷了出来。
Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.
叫错了好朋友的名字。
Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
把贴纸粘在头上，结果忘了它还在那儿，就这样出门了。
Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.
撞上了一扇关着的门。
Have run into a closed door.
一边打电话一边找手机。
Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.
一个笑话过了五分钟才反应过来。
It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke.
头发卡在吹风机里了。
Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.
头发卡在电扇里了。
Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.
在人行道上被路上的缝绊倒了。
Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.
别人都告诉你地上有口香糖了你还踩上去。
After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.
看错了人，走向一个陌生人。
Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.
明明知道是烫的，还去故意去摸炉子/熨斗/热锅（或者其他超级烫的东西）。
Touched the stove/the curling iron/a hot pan (anything that's super hot) on purpose even though you knew it was hot.
想要换件别衣服穿，于是把身上的衣服脱掉，结果还是穿了原来的衣服。
Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
想着为什么电器不工作，然后突然意识到原来没插电源。
Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.
走路撞上电线杆。
Walked into a pole.
没有意识到衣服穿反了就出了门。
Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.