Wang Xingren’s wish list: 50 things Wang Xingren must do

2012-10-24 「 3899 words / 8 minute 」
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这是一份向兽医、狗狗行为专家以及英国各地宠物狗主人咨询之后得出的清单。
The list was created after consultations with vets, dog behaviour experts and owners from across the UK.
这张愿望清单是由MORE TH>N宠物保险公司以及电视兽医马克·亚伯拉罕搜集制作的。
The bucket list was compiled by MORE TH>N pet insurance and TV vet Marc Abraham.
一项调查显示,8%的狗狗从来没做过这50件中的任何一件,而只有7%的狗狗完成了所有这些事。
A survey found that 8% of dogs had not experienced any of the 50 activities although 7% had completed it in its entirety.
数据显示20%的狗从未享受到没有穿越森林的乐趣,26%的狗也从来未和家人野餐过。
The figures showed that 20% had never had the pleasure of bounding through the forest while 26% had not attended a family picnic.
不过有46.5%的狗喜欢在雪地里打滚,39%的狗曾在海里游泳,还有33%的狗曾展示过标志性的甩身动作,甩得周围人一身水。
But they did show that 46.5% had known the simple joy of "going mad" in the snow, while 39% had gone swimming in the sea and 33% had done the "Beethoven shake", soaking everyone around them.
亚伯拉罕先生说:“毫无疑问,我们(英国)是一个爱狗的国度,不过似乎狗主人们都陷入一种固定模式。每天早晚带狗狗出去散步,周末去公园已经成了常态。”
Mr Abraham said: “Make no mistake about it, we’re a nation of dog lovers, but it seems a lot of owners have become stuck in a rut. Taking our dogs on morning and evening walks during the week and out to a park at the weekend has become the norm.
“要充分理解并享受这些现在你可以和自己的狗狗一起做的事,它们会大大丰富你和你的动物朋友的生活。”
"Understanding and appreciating the many different things you can now do with your dog will greatly enrich the lives of both you and your four-legged friends.”
汪星人死前必做的50件事
50 things every dog should do before it dies
1. 看日出
1. Flop down in front of a morning fire
2.去海里游泳
2. Go for a swim in the sea
3. 在雪地里撒欢
3. Go mad in the snow
4. 在花坛里刨坑
4. Dig up a flower bed
5. 做汪星人标志性的甩身动作,甩到周围每个人一身水
5. Do the 'Beethoven' shake and soak everyone around you
6. 在家中的沙发上拥有一个自己的专属位置
6. Have your own spot on the sofa
7. 陪主人骑自行车
7. Accompany your owner on a run/cycle ride
8. 参加一次家庭野餐
8. Attend a family picnic
9. 陪主人约会
9. Help your owner bad a date
10. 在主人郁闷的时候逗他们开心
10. Cheer your owner up when they are down
11. 出国
11. Visit a different continent
12. 在泥塘打滚
12. Roll around in a really stinky, muddy puddle
13. 毁掉一双鞋,拖鞋也行
13. Ruin a pair or slippers or shoes
14. 睡主人的床
14. Sleep in your owners bed
15. 用舌头舔醒主人
15. Wake your owner with a big wet sloppy kiss
16. 在梦里追逐喵星人
16. Chase a cat during a dream
17. 学习其他语言的“坐下”
17. Learn the word for 'sit' in another language
18. 在公园里玩一场足球
18. Join in a football game in the park
19. 拜访一只著名的汪星人
19. Meet a famous dog
20. 舞动爪子试着跳舞
20. Try your paws at dancing
21. 向主人表演说人话
21. Convince your owner you can howl English words
22. 在洗完澡30分钟内弄得脏兮兮的
22. Get filthy within 30 minutes of a bath
23. 跟着最爱的歌一起嚎
23. Howl along with your favourite song
24. 坐一次敞篷车
24. Ride in an open top car
25. 学滑板
25. Learn to skateboard
26. 得到一双专用的圣诞袜
26. Have a personalised Christmas stocking
27. 向邮递员示威
27. Show the postman who's boss
28. 在婚礼上当一回护戒使者
28. Be a ring bearer at a wedding
29. 上树追松鼠
29. Try to follow a squirrel up a tree
30. 跟主人一块儿上班
30. Go to work with your owner
31. 拥有自己的社交网站主页
31. Have your own social media page
32. 穿越森林
32. Bound through a forest
33. 有自己的专属狗窝
33. Have a personalised kennel
34. 坐船(不晕)
34. Go on a boat and get your sea legs
35. 在海滩上玩飞盘
35. Play frisbee on the beach
36. 收到生日贺卡
36. Receive your own birthday card
37. 趁人不注意偷吃某人的午餐
37. Steal someone's lunch when they're not looking
38. 完整看一集《洗衣机》(英国电影)
38. Watch an entire episode of 'The Washing Machine'
39. 吃汪星人冰淇淋
39. Eat doggy ice cream
40. 制造恶作剧,偷吃其他汪星人的晚餐
40. Create a diversion and steal another dog's dinner
41. 在地毯上跑马拉松
41. Rug a doggy marathon
42. 收到汪星人生日蛋糕
42. Receive a doggy birthday cake
43. 咬破枕头或靠垫
43. Rip the stuffing out of a pillow or cushion
44. 打开生日礼物
44. Unwrap birthday presents
45、在电视上看《神犬拉茜》
45. Watch Lassie on TV
46. 跟主人家一起拍全家福
46. Be in a family portrait
47. 在镜子前吓得跑掉
47. Have a stand off with your own reflection
48. 有自己在当地最爱的酒吧
48. Have a favourite local pub
49. 有自己的YouTube视频
49. Star in a YouTube video
50. 住一次高级的汪星人旅店
50. Sleep in a boutique dog hotel