带上自己去约会，
I took myself out on a date
我将去寻找酒店。
and said I'm looking grand,
当我鼓起勇气，
and when I got my courage up
我要牵起自己的手。
I asked to hold my hand.
我带自己走进一个饭店，
I took me to a restaurant
电影正在播放。
and then a movie show.
我用自己的胳膊搂着自己。
I put my arm around me
在最隐蔽处排着队。
in the most secluded row.
我在自己的耳边喃喃自语，
I whispered sweetly in my ear
带着快乐与幸福，
of happiness and bliss,
我几乎要打自己，
and then I almost slapped me
当我试图窃取一个吻。
when I tried to steal a kiss.
之后，我便回家了。
Then afterwards I walked me home
因为我非常有礼貌，
and since I'm so polite
我感谢自己给了一个完美的日子，
I thanked me for a perfect date
希望我自己晚安。
and wished myself goodnight.
这仅仅只是一个小问题，
There's just one little problem
它伤害了我的自大，
and it kind of hurts my pride.
我自己不会邀请我进来，
Myself would not invite me in
所以我现在被锁在了外面！
so now I'm locked outside!